Oh no! An Internet Tough Guy!

Cala here again.

A dear friend of mine, posting under the DeviantArt account of Change-Or-Die (not her standard account but if you really think I'm giving her actual account name up, you need to get your head examined now), has been trolling the shit out of Ryuu on and off for the hell of it.

My friend here is also responsible for getting Zelda: Epic Journeys taken down under yet another alias. So, yeah. She's epic. Massively epic, in fact, as she did that while drunk.

Anyway, she gave me permission to post this. After said drunk/bored trolling a few months back, she left the account where it was due to, you know, having a busy job.

One of the members of Ryuu's buttsex brigade sent her a note shortly after she vanished. She discovered this today (January 19) upon checking and I asked her permission to post all this. It was granted readily.

From GoddessofWisdomWater (side note: what kind of fucking name is that?; screenshot courtesy of Change-Or-Die):

In case you can't read that, for whatever reason? It says:

'I have been tracking your, eh, messages to people. Espeacialy Ryuu Atrineas. I suggest that if you don't stop being rude, obnoxious and treating people like dirt, then just drop dead. Oh and then burn in hell for all eternity.'

Let's ignore the fucking disgusting levels of hypocrisy. Well, okay, let's not. But I'm only going to point out that telling someone to stop being 'rude, obnoxious and treating people like shit' and vaguely threatening them with death and torture for all eternity is rather ironic.

I totally understand why she's kissing Ryuu's ass so much, mind. A quick glance through her gallery shows she has the same level of creativity. Which is to say, NONE.

Ryuu? I dunno if you're capable of comprehending this but when you associate with people like this it reflects badly on you. Very badly, in fact. This is also why nobody gives you criticism without kissing your ass so much they're essentially rimming you. Which you like in every sense.

Nobody wants to deal with your bitchy, hypocritical fan squad. Even eight arms aren't enough to slap you all with.

Right, on another note entirely, have a mini interview with the mountain of win that took down Ryuu's forum, Ms. Change-or-die herself.

Q: You clearly have a major problem with him but exactly why do you hate Ryuu?
A: "Oh, it could be that he hasn't had an original thought since the day he was horribly brought into this world by a guy in a white coat. It could also be his complete ignorance when it comes to, well, pretty much anything. The guy is a complete asshole as well."

Q: Well, that makes sense to me, at least. Are there any characters in particular you have a problem with?
A: I'd have to say that each character of his has a special place in my mind where they are being tortured in one way or another. Some by stabbing, some set on fire, others having to watch Barney until their eyes bleed from their sockets... Or if it's Ryuu then he gets all of the above. I have never come across such a horrible mary-sue in my lifetime. We all have some sort of character that we create when we're young and it isn't the greatest idea but it evolves into something much better. He has never done that with Ryuu. They guy can do pretty much anything in the world and has no true weakness. Having a high temper doesn't mean anything; it just makes him more like the Incredible Hulk than anything else."

Q: Which is exactly what we've been saying. It's not just us, clearly. But, any parting words for Ryuu and his fucking fansquad?
A: "I'd just be repeating myself from the post I made in the forum and in the comments I've left for him all over dA. Though I would like to say this to his followers: You are all complete morons for even going along with the garbage that spews from his mouth and onto his characters. You need to get your heads out of your asses and see the light. Honestly I'm wasting my fingers typing to them but oh well. And that is all I can think of. Thank you for your time and thank you people on this blog for realizing the utter bullshit that this guy puts out. That is all.

So that's it for the interview with Change-Or-Die, thanks to her for her time. If anyone else would like to submit anything, you can leave a comment or email me at ryuusubmissions [at] yahoo [dot] com. You can be as anonymous or as public as you like. I love love love submissions, people! Screenshots help too, by the bye.

Sources, etc.:
Q-and-A with C-O-D conducted over MSN Instant Messenger. Title came from my best friend's reaction when I showed him the message. God doesn't approve, people.
C-O-D's DA: Not a lot there. Obviously.
GoddessofWisdomWater's DA: Warning: massive fail is contained in this gallery.