Mini Anatomy Rant #1: Ryo Can't Count.
Ebony Dark’Ness
Demensia Raven Way here with a short, light-hearted article (as light hearted
as you can get mocking a racist sexist homophobic bigot anyways) bringing a new
series to the table. Yes, it’s not part of the Ryo in Denial series, I am very
busy working and don’t have time between my job and my Draco Blow-Up doll to
write as long as an article as I want, and I don’t want to pump out half-assed
work. That’s what Ryo does. I want to be nothing like Ryo. At all.
No, this
article is the first in a short series of rants about Ryo and his shitty
anatomy. Why? Because this shit bothers me. A lot. It’s so bad and it’s so in
your goddamn face that I can’t take it anymore. So I’m going to be doing some
mini-rants on how bad it is. This first one is starting with something very
basic: Numbers.
Ryo doesn’t
know what numbers are apparently, nor can he use them properly.
Why do I say
this? Well, take a look at this.
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| This! Is! PROPER ANATOMYYYYYYY!!!!!! *Kicks Ryo into a hole* |
This is a “six
pack.” It is aptly named a “six pack” for one small reason.
There are
six of them.
Six
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No, Not ten,
Ryo. Six.
No, not
Eight. Six.
No, Ryo,
six. There’s six of them.
SIX!!!
SIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!!!
(also what the fuck is with Ryo and giving Ryuu that fucking frowny face? It’s
not sexy, he looks like he really has to take a shit.)
NOT ELEVEN
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN PULL THAT OFF?!?!?! Or is it 12? 14? Ryo, chances are
if you can count up to 14 abs? Drawing: You’re doing it wrong.
In
conclusion? Ryo is just as fucking dumb when it comes to numbers as he is when
it comes to…. Anything except being a goddamn BIGOT. That or he somehow thinks
the number six is eeeeeeeviiiiiillll and must be avoided at all costs because
of the whole “number of the beast” thing. Ryo, your shitty artwork is the
closer to Satan than the number 6 is. And so is your anti-gay bullshit.Ebony Dark’Ness Demensia Raven Way signing off. For now.
Oh my god, FOURTEEN ABS? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteWhy? What purpose does that serve, beyond proving to everyone that you don't do any research whatsoever?
Also, you have a stronger stomach than I do, because I can't look at these fucking pictures long enough to count the abs. God damn.
HAAAHAHAHAHA ELEVEN
ReplyDeleteELEVEN
CAN'T BREATHE
Guys, none of you understands. Look at the unnatural amount of (bull)shit Ryu pulls off. I would barely get my ribcage intact, he NEEDS to grow a variable amount of packs.
ReplyDeleteXD still I cracked up at the number six reference.Nice job Ebony :)