Quickie: Crotch Cloth Infestation

So somebody sent me a couple pieces of Ryuu's old art yesterday. 

This is actually less anatomically fubar than his newer stuff.

Ryo doesn't feel comfortable not wearing pants, huh?

So for someone who supposedly passed up a modeling contract because "he doesn't like running around in his skivvies", I have to ask...

'Taking The Gold'

WHY

'HH Glamor Muscle Show'

DOES

'Wild Hunter'

HE

'Arena Costume Concept'

NEVER

'The New Path Ahead'

SEEM

'Gerudo Glamor 1'

TO WEAR ANYTHING BUT BRIEFS AND CROTCH CLOTHS ANYMORE?

WHY DON'T YOU EVER PUT PROPER CLOTHES ON YOUR ROIDBALLOON, RYUU---

'Hot Shower, Hot Guy'

And that is nothing if not the exact opposite of what Ryuu was going on about in that first image. That's also a thing I never wanted to see. Delicious. Where did I put the Tums...

Edit [15/7/2014]: Initial image died or was deleted, not sure which. Had to pester a few people to see if someone had saved it, but someone had it, and so the dead image has been fixed. Post has also been reworded.